Edwin Torres

NOTHING DELETES LIKE STRANGE

This is called:

Nothing Deletes Like Strange

Mr. Entertainment was here

...and he was boring

Esto se llama:

Nada Suprime Como Extraño

Señor Entertainment estaba aqui

…y él era aburrido

This is called:

Nothing Suprime Como Extraño

I F'booked Sr. Excitement

...and he was boring

Esto se llama:

Nothing Deletes Como Strange

I played Pachanga con ChaCha

...boooooring

Supre'mang me llamo:

tu sabe lo que ellos dicen 

No Jefe No FaFa

…aburrido

This is called:

Pontious Pilates 

Mucho Macho

Lumbago Canalgas 

Nympho Mustang

Fried Chuckie

General Tso

Insta Pam

Taser Lefty

Tsunami Leonard

Origami Joe

…Knock Knock

Who Dat

…Jee

Who

  …Zeus

Wizz 

…Git!!!

Got it

boooring

Hardass abuelita

Where are the Avant Garde Abuelita Poems

Quiero los poemas malditos super-chinga carrajo

de co'cocas cringe-inducing hardass Avant Garde Abuelita Mofo Poems!!!

  ...boring 

I was born with me hand up me bum

Naci de mi mano en mi culito 

  …Why lookit there, it's Foreskin O'Plenty!

  B.O…riiiing

…Hola

  dimé

  …Who dis

  click

  …aburrido


They released a private sonogram

where I'm beating the crap out of the zeitgeist —

una ultrasonografia donde golpeo la crap del zetigeist  

ahora, tengo que suprimir a cada uno — now

I gotta delete everyone who called me

boring

This is called: 

Señor Census Dropped By

…and he was…