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Lions are animals.

2015

 

There are two radios inside every human

Apr 19, 2016

 

Let’s solve this once & for all:

Nature – 31.7%

Nachos – 68.3%

Dec 16, 2017

 

The sky is blue because it misses you.

Sept 6, 2018

 

70% of the human body is comprised of weird stuff.

Jul 8, 2019

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Health Tips:

• wash your hands

• cover your cough

• play dead

• expel a cloud of ink & flee

• pump stomach full of seawater & expand to three times normal size

• reveal at the end of the film that Bruce Willis was a ghost all along

Mar 5, 2020