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Lions are animals.
2015
There are two radios inside every human
Apr 19, 2016
Let’s solve this once & for all:
Nature – 31.7%
Nachos – 68.3%
Dec 16, 2017
The sky is blue because it misses you.
Sept 6, 2018
70% of the human body is comprised of weird stuff.
Jul 8, 2019
Health Tips:
• wash your hands
• cover your cough
• play dead
• expel a cloud of ink & flee
• pump stomach full of seawater & expand to three times normal size
• reveal at the end of the film that Bruce Willis was a ghost all along
Mar 5, 2020